I worked at a place in a kind of shopping mall back in 2008. With very VERY few western foreigners in town, there was no shortage of funny English signs, and this often meant signs in public restrooms pleading for one behavioural change or another. But actually, it’s the signs in Chinese that I really appreciate. Two of the first characters I ever learned were from such a sign: 匆匆冲冲, flush quickly.
Anyway, I stopped by a private Chinese academy the other day to see a friend who studies there and saw this above one of the urinals:
走进一点儿
zǒujìn yīdiǎn’er
不然我就告诉大家,
bùrán wǒ jiù gàosu dàjiā,
我看到了你的一切。
wǒ kàndàole nǐ de yīqiè
“step forward a bit, or I’ll tell everyone I saw your junk”
I was trying to remember if I’ve seen any particularly poetic bathroom signs, such as you find about grass on public parks (the sleeping grass has delicate feelings, or whatever), but I couldn’t think of any.
How about you guys? Got any good Chinese language signs you’ve seen in the local public restroom?