*	1	YU	Biāngbiāng miàn	Biang biang 面	Biang biang noodles
*	2	SYZ	Shénme?	什么？	What?
*	3	PBS	Biàng biang miàn!	Biang biang 面！	Biang biang noodles!
*	4	YU	Tā chá zhèi zì ne!	他查这字呢！	He's looking up this character!
*	5	LY	Méiyǒu zhèi zì.	没有这字。	This character's not in there.
*	6	SYZ	Méiyǒu zhèi zì?	没有这字？	Not in there?
*	7	LY	Mèiyǒu zhèi zì. Zhèi yígè zì shì yī, èr, sān, sì, wǔ, liù -- wǔgè zì -- shì jǐgè zì zǔchéng de.	没有这字。这一个字是一，二，三，四，五，六——五个字——是几个字组成的。	It's not in there. This one character is made up of one, two, three, four, five, six -- five characters -- it's made up of several characters.
*	8	LY	Tā zhèr -- Shǎnxīrén zào de zì, cídiǎn shang méiyǒu.	它这儿——陕西人造的字，辞典上没有。	It's here -- Shaanxi people made up this character; it's not in the dictionary.
*	9	SYZ	Shì ma? Nà -- nà wǒ qù zhàoxiàng le.	是吗？那——那我去照相了。	Really? Then -- then I'll go take a picture.
*	10	LY	Zhàoxiàng	照相	Okay.¹
*	11	YU	Nǐ qù zhàoxiàng ba.	你去照相吧。	Go ahead.¹
*	12	SYZ	Nà zhèige jiùshi kāi wánxiào de nèige zì, háishì...?	那这个就是开玩笑的那个字，还是...?	Then is this just a joke character, or...?
*	13	LY	Tā yě shì Shǎnxīrén dōu rènshi de zì, a. Tā shì -- tā dāngdìrén zào de ne.	它也是陕西人都认识的字啊。它是——它当地人造的呢。	It's a character that Shaanxi people all know. It's -- it's something the locals made up.
*	14	SYZ	Nà dàodǐ shì shénme miàn, shì tèbié kuān --	那到底是什么面，是特别宽——	So what kind of noodles are they, really, are they really wide --
*	15	LY	Jiùshi miàntiáor, dànshì nèi miàntiáor kuān, nèi miàntiáor tèbié kuān, tǐng cháng.	就是面条儿，但是那面条儿宽，那面条儿特别宽，挺长。	They're just noodles, but the noodles are wide, really wide and quite long.
*	16	LY	Ránhòu ne, tā zhè zhǔle yíhòu ne, jiùshi ná -- zhálàjiāoyóu	然后呢，他这煮了以后呢，就是拿——炸辣椒油	Then, after he (i.e. someone) boils them he just takes -- fried chili oil
*	17	LY	wǎngshàng yì pō, tā zème chī.	往上一泼，他这么吃。	and sprinkles it on, that's how he eats it.
*	18	LY	Jiùshi Shǎnxīrén de Shǎnxī tèdiǎn, gēn nèige shénme? Ròujiāmó, zhájiàngmiàn, guāntāngbāor, yángròupào.	就是山陕西人的陕西特点，跟那个什么？肉夹馍，炸酱面，灌汤包，羊肉泡。	It's one of the Shaanxi people's Shaanxi specialties, like the pulled pork sandwich [etc. for other names -- otherwise I'll botch the translations].